Friday 25 April 2008

Last post!!!!

"The first things are always thought upon happily, but the last of anything is often frowned upon. So treat everything as if it were your first, and never as if it were your last."

Yep. This is it. My last post.

Until 11 days, anyway. Haha, to those that I shocked, I'm just letting you know that I'm going for Umrah in Mekkah for the next 11 days, so don't expect any new posts until May. Well, today was fairly interesting. I went to tuition, and on the way there there was this accident. Someone actually died. It was both cool and scary. It actually made me think.

Life is so short.


Make the best of everyday, of every moment. You never know when it's your turn. Treat your enemies like your best friends. Your ex's as if you never went out. Love like you've never been hurt and laugh like there's no tomorrow, because technically, there never is. The past is gone. The present never happens. The future is unknown. So live accordingly. Live in the "now".

On another note, I did a this test on how fast I typed and this is what I got:

44 words

Speedtest



44?! That's it?! I am NOT that slow! So, being the stubborn thing that I am, I did it once more. This was my result:

49 words

Speed test



Actually, this is 50. But I made one mistake, and that is my final result. God, this is frustrating. Alright, one more time...

50 words

Speedtest



Dang it!!!!!!!! I got 52 words, but 2 wrong answers. Okay, LAST time! I'll be happy with my answer. (No I won't)

51 words

Speed test



Alright!!! 291 characters per minute. 51 words! That's more like it! Yes, I know. I rock. Plus, I finally beat my pet sister Reysha. The first two times she beat me by one word. One! Do you know how annoying that is?!

If you don't, it's extremely annoying. Anyways,

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

EDIT: 56 words

Speed test



Sorry, couldn't resist. Heh.

Thursday 24 April 2008

D-day is here!

"Birthdays aren't meant to be given a huge party. It's the day that you should count your blessings and feel great!"

Her birthday is finally today. You know, the past week it seemed like fate was making fun of me. Every number I got was 24. 24 is her birth date, by the way. So it was really frustrating. I kept thinking, 'of all numbers, why this?!', but hey, what can ya' do, right?

As I stated above, today was her birthday. I think I was the first one to wish her on her birthday, because I texted the birthday wish at exactly midnight. Plus, she was asleep. So I'm either the first person or one of the first people.

What I got for her was quite cheap, to be honest. Only a small teddy bear, a (homemade) card and a small purse thing. Hey, you can't really blame me! She said "anything, it doesn't matter. It's the thought that counts.". To be honest, when she said that, I was tempted to gift wrap my pet monkey (named Aboo)'s used diapers. Fortunately I didn't. She'd have hated me for life.

Yesterday was really hectic. Okay, maybe not that hectic, but still. As soon as I got back from school, (at around 3:45 PM) I bathed and whatnot. You know, everyday stuff. At around 4:50 I left the house to go to the mall to get her birthday presents. (Yes, I didn't get them until the very last minute.) You have no idea how hard it is to navigate around unknown territory. Since I don't go out to the mall that much, I was pretty lost. My sisters ended up helping me around. What was supposed to be a half hour shopping trip quickly turned to two hours. My, how time flies when you're under torture!

Shopping is seriously not my thing.

So anyways, after I finally got the stuff, my sisters and I hitched a ride from our Mum. The gifts I had bought were a teddy bear, a small purse thing, a lockable diary, a "Taurus" bookmark as well as a notebook. The diary was for my friend (who's birthday is in 16th May - I didn't want to do it last minute again) and the other two things were for my friend Shane. His birthday was yesterday, so I was really in a rushed state.

As soon as I got back, at around 6:30 PM, I had to swim. So off I went! After getting chlorine induced headaches, I finally left the pool. Then after our Maghrib (dusk) prayers, I went to the Family Area and realized. I haven't done my History folio yet! Shooooot! It was due tomorrow. Or, today, to make it more understandable. And I hadn't started a thing yet. So basicly, from around 9 until 12, all I did was the folio, followed by a couple more hours of pleasure for finishing it. Then, lo behold! The printer would not print. I ended up having to print it today, in the early morning. That was what made me late for school.

Oh, and when did I make the card? At around midnight. Because I couldn't sleep. It was kinda lame, but then, I consider everything I make and everything I do lame. It's a problem I have. Some people call it "modesty". Others call it "being humble". I call it "major self-criticism". Is there a therapy course I can take to get rid of it? If so, let me know!

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

Wednesday 23 April 2008

5 useless facts about Sharrif

"Tags are universal now. Either in games, vlogs, videos, items for sale and yes, even blogs."

Wow, after an absence, the only thing I can do is a tag. You must really hate me, right? Especially since my last post was so long. Well, it's not my fault. The stupid teachers in my stupid school do not know the meaning of "rest". They give us loads of homework and expect us to finish it by the deadline stated. Don't they know that we, unlike them, actually have a life?

Right, on to the actual purpose of this post. Thanks to Ryan (Darn you!), I now have to post 5 random and useless facts about me. So, here goes. Note: I'm only going to put facts that practically no one knows.

"What's that you say? You want my first fact?"

Fact number 1 about me is, I really hate it when someone calls me "Sheikh". I don't care that it's easier to say than "Sharrif"! I still hate it a lot! It not only feels formal, but you sound like you're calling my Dad! Please, don't do that. As an added thought, every time someone calls me "Sheikh", I really have this strong urge to beat the person up, be it guy or girl. Since I don't hit girls, I tend to say to myself, "Pretend he's a girl, pretend he's a girl..." until I calm down.

"Don't tell me you wanna know more?!"

The second fact about me is that I keep having this thought of me either faking my death or having some kind of terrible accident happen to me. No, it's not because I have a sick imagination or something like that! It's just, well, I want to know who really cares about me. I want to see how many people visit my "grave", or visit me in the hospital. Heck, I even want to know how many people would attend my funeral. I keep guessing the amount, and it's really low, to be frank.

"Another one? You sure?"

Number 3 in my list of useless facts is that I have imaginary friends. (I can't believe that I actually typed that...) Their names are Tom, Mark and Farah. They each specialize in helping different aspects of my life. Tom helps me in life. Mark with my school life. Farah with my love life. So if you see me talking to myself, I'm not, actually. I'm talking to them. Yes, I know that people with imaginary friends are those that are depressed. I don't think I am, but then, who knows, really? I guess that deep down, I really am depressed. Either that, or my imagination is way too high. I prefer the latter one.

"If you keep this up, it's gonna start costin' ya."

Lucky number 4. Time to talk about something extra personal. I often feel ignored and unloved, either at home or at school. Yeah, sure, you can say that you care for me and whatnot, but I look at actions, not words. Even though actions can lie, at least you're making the effort of trying to make it seem that I'm cared for. Why do I think like this? In a group conversation, I'm usually left out. When I try to enter the discussion, I usually get ignored and just end up listening.

Speaking of listening, I really hate the fact that I'm always listening. I listen to everyone's problems, but none listen to mine. Another thing I hate is that although loads of girls have said that girls will like me because (and they'll give their own reasons), but how come none have even said so? The reason I can make out is that I'm the type of guy that girls only want as a friend, never as a boyfriend. Well, I guess it's the bachelor life for me.

"What is it with you and my life?!"

At last, here we are. The end of the line. I think I'll just say something non-personal and random, to counter the last one.

I like eggs.

Haha, too random, I know. But seriously, though. This next fact is that I love oxymorons. Flawed perfection. Honest lies. Sweet bitterness. Dumb genius. Smart idiot. Organized chaos. Chaotic peace. Rich beggar. Poor millionare.

Those kinda stuff. Why? I don't know why. I just love oxymorons. If it contradicts itself, I'll love it.

Okay, then. I haven't finished my History folio yet (and it's due tomorrow! Oh God!), so

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

Saturday 19 April 2008

Inspiration for all

"Inspirational stories are for everyone, not just for people that can afford them."

Depending on what time it is there, good dawn, good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good dusk. Haha, sorry, I just couldn't stop myself from saying that. I know, it's been a while since I last posted something. This time it's not my fault! I just had nothing to say. *Big grin plastered on face*

Haha, as if. My mind is filled too much with ideas and words. I just am too freaking lazy to actually type something into here. So until I get something worth rambling about that's also worth reading, I guess you'll have to settle with these inspirational stories I came across. Enjoy! Each "obscure" or "hard to understand" part will be added a "lesson" to learn at the end of it.

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A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos the away. But later, the dog is back again.

So he goes over to the dog and notices that the dog has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and the note reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please? The dog has the money in his mouth."

The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed and, since it's about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog.

So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing.

The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. Then they do, and he walks across the road with the butcher following him all the way.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable.

The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus. The dog walks around to the front, looks at the number, and then goes back to his seat.

Another bus comes. Again, the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus.

The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog looking at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth.

Well, dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step.

Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself against the door. He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and, again, throws himself against it. There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.

The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him. The butcher runs up and stops the guy. "What in Heaven's name are you doing?! The dog is a genius! He could be on TV!" to which the man responds, "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog forgot his key!"

Lesson:

Most people will look at our faults instead of our accomplishments. Don't let these people keep you down.

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A man was invited to a dinner party. Since it wasn't anything fancy, he decided to wear simple clothes. But when he got there, no one acknowledged him. In fact, he was rudely ignored.

The man went back home and changed into some fancy clothes. He returns to the dinner party, but this time, he is greeted warmly by the people there. He went and took some food from the buffet table. As soon as he sat down, he poured the food all over his shirt.

The people there looked at him in bewilderment and then asked, "Why are you doing that?!"

He looked at them calmly and then replied, "When I was here earlier in shabby clothes, I was ignored. But when I wore some fancy clothes, I realized that you didn't invite me to this dinner party. You invited my clothes. So I fed my clothes instead."

Lesson:

Don't treat someone just by looking at what they wear. Treat them according to their principles and their values.

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Quote: Success in life is 7% knowledge and 93% attitude.

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Quote: You have two ears and one mouth. So talk less and listen more.

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When I was a teenager, I had unlimited dreams. I thought I could change the world.

When I was an adult, I had grown more mature. I realized that the world wouldn't change. So I then limited my original dream and decided that I could just change the country.

But, even this wasn't enough. As I reached old age, my last option was to change my family and those that were very close to me. Unfortunately, even they I could not change.

Finally, at my death bed, I realize (perhaps for the very first time). If had only just decided to change myself. By showing a good example, I could have been able to change my family. Then, with their love and support, I could have gotten my goal to change the country. And who knows? I could have maybe then been able to change the WORLD.

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To realize the value of ONE YEAR,
Ask a student who failed the final exam.

To realize the value of ONE MONTH,
Ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of ONE WEEK,
Ask an editor of a weekly magazine.

To realize the value of ONE DAY,
Ask a daily wage labourer who has six kids to feed.

To realize the value of ONE HOUR,
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize the value of ONE MINUTE,
Ask a person who missed a bus or train.

To realize the value of ONE SECOND,
Ask the person who survived an accident.

To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND,
Ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.

To realize the value of LIFE,
Ask the person who is now six feet under!

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A teacher enters a classroom. There is a jar on the table.

"If I put big rocks in it, can I put anything else?" He asks the class.

"Yes," says the class.

The teacher nodded, and put in small rocks. "Now can I put anything inside the jar?"

"No, sir," one of the pupils answered.

The teacher then poured some gravel into the jar. The gravel fit in between the cracks that was left by the rocks, both big and small. "How about now?" The teacher asked.

"Yes, sir!" A student said.

"Very good, Bobby," the teacher smiled, and continued to put sand into the jar. The sand went and occupied the small spaces left. "I guess that nothing more can be put inside the jar, am I right?" he asked.

"No sir, nothing else can be put." The students said.

The teacher smiled, and then then open-mouthed students just looked on as he poured water into the jar, filling the jar to the brim.

Lesson:

The lesson this story is telling us is that the jar is our life, and what we put in it are our priorities. Put in the big rocks, things such as your son's baseball game, your daughter's violin recital. Your parents' birthdays. Your anniversary with your spouse. Only after that should you put in the less important things in your life, from the small rocks to the water. Things such as client meetings and job interviews. They are not the big rocks in your life.

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A couple, whom we shall call John and Mary, had a nice home and two lovely children, a boy and a girl. John had a good job and had just been asked to go on a business trip to another city and would be gone for several days. It was decided that Mary needed an outing and would go along too. They hired a reliable woman to care for the children and made the trip, returning home a little earlier than they had planned.

As they drove into their home town feeling glad to be back, they noticed smoke, and they went off their usual route to see what it was. They found a home in flames. Mary said, "Oh well it isn't our fire, let's go home."

But John drove closer and exclaimed, "That home belongs to Fred Jones who works at the plant. He wouldn't be off work yet, maybe there is something we could do." "It has nothing to do with us." Protested Mary. "You have your good clothes on lets not get any closer."

But John drove up and stopped and they were both horror stricken to see the whole house in flames. A woman on the lawn was in hysterics screaming, "The children! Get the children!" John grabbed her by the shoulder saying, "Get a hold of yourself and tell us where the children are!" "In the basement," sobbed the woman, "down the hall and to the left."

In spite of Mary's protests John grabbed the water hose and soaked his clothes, put his wet handkerchief on his head and bolted for the basement which was full of smoke and scorching hot. He found the door and grabbed two children, holding one under each arm like the football player he was. As he left he could hear some more whimpering. He delivered the two badly frightened and nearly suffocated children into waiting arms and filled his lungs with fresh air and started back asking how many more children were down there. They told him two more and Mary grabbed his arm and screamed, "John! Don't go back! It's suicide! That house will cave in any second!"

But he shook her off and went back by feeling his way down the smoke filled hallway and into the room. It seemed an eternity before he found both children and started back. They were all three coughing and he stooped low to get what available air he could. As he stumbled up the endless steps the thought went through his mind that there was something strangely familiar about the little bodies clinging to him, and at last when they came out into the sunlight and fresh air, he found that he had just rescued his own children.

The baby-sitter had left them at this home while she did some shopping.

Lesson:

You should care for everyone, not just people that are important to you. By doing that, you'll end up helping not only the people that you care about, but yourself as well.

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I was in New York the other day and rode with a friend in a taxi. When we got out, my friend said to the driver, “Thank you for the ride. You did a superb job of driving.”

The taxi driver was stunned for a second. Then he said, “Are you a wise guy or something?”

“No, my dear man, and I'm not putting you on. I admire the way you keep cool in heavy traffic.”

“Yeah,” the driver said and drove off.

“What was that all about?” I asked.

“I am trying to bring love back to New York," he said. "I believe it's the only thing that can save the city.”

“How can one man save New York?”

“It's not only one man. I believe I have made that taxi driver's day. Suppose he has 20 fares. He's going to be nice to those 20 fares because someone was nice to him. Those fares in turn will be kinder to their employees or shopkeepers or waiters or even their own families. Eventually the goodwill could spread to at least 1,000 people. Now that isn't bad, is it?”

“But you're depending on that taxi driver to pass your goodwill to others.”

“I'm not depending on it,” my friend said. “I'm aware that the system isn't foolproof so I might deal with ten different people today. If out of ten I can make three happy, then eventually I can indirectly influence the attitudes of 3,000 more.”

“It sounds good on paper,” I admitted, “but I'm not sure it works in practice.”

“Nothing is lost if it doesn't. It didn't take any of my time to tell that man he was doing a good job. He neither received a larger tip nor a smaller tip. If it fell on deaf ears, so what? Tomorrow there will be another taxi driver I can try to make happy.”

“You're some kind of a nut,” I said.

“That shows how cynical you have become. I have made a study of this. The thing that seems to be lacking, besides the money of course, for our postal employees, is that no one tells people who work for the post office what a good job they're doing.”

“But they're not doing a good job.”

“They're not doing a good job because they feel no one cares if they do or not. Why shouldn't someone say a kind word to them?”

We were walking past a structure in the process of being built and passed five workmen eating lunch. My friend stopped. “That's a magnificent job you men have done. It must have been difficult and dangerous work.”

The workmen eyed my friend suspiciously.

“When will it be finished?”

“June,” a man grunted.

“Ah. That's very impressive. You must all be very proud.”

We walked away. I said to him, “I haven't seen anyone like you since The Man From La Mancha.”

“When those men digest my words, they will feel better for it. Somehow the city will benefit from their happiness.”

“But you can't do this alone!" I protested. "You're just one man.

“The most important thing is not to get discouraged. Making people in the city become kind is not an easy job, but if I enlist other people in my campaign...”

“You just winked at a very plain-looking woman,” I said.

“Yes, I know," he replied. "And if she's a schoolteacher, her class will be in for a fantastic day.”

Lesson: A little bit of kindness can change the world.

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A teacher walked into a classroom carrying a glass. He walked in front and then lifted the glass.

"Is the glass heavy?" He asked.

The students looked at each other confused and then answered, "No, teacher."

"If I hold it for a few minutes, will it get any heavier?" He asked.

"No, teacher," was the response.

"What will happen if I hold it for a few hours?" He asked.

"Your hand would start hurting," a student said.

"Very good!" He added, "Now how about if I hold it for one night?"

"Your arm would probably fall off!" The class said.

"What should I do, then?"

"Put down the glass!" The class shouted.

Lesson:

Life's problems are like that. They're small, but if we dwell on them too long and too much, they will hurt us much more painfully than if we had just thought about them for a few minutes. So when life gives you troubles, don't dwell on them too long. You'll only be hurting yourself if you do.

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Okay, I think that's enough for now.

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

Wednesday 16 April 2008

Clearing confusion

"You know how your head hurts when you don't understand something? That's confusion. It's good, because it tells you that you're learning."

I really need to answer these questions. Guys, please. The answers are here. Stop asking me them! It's freaking annoying! Here are the questions that I keep getting asked.

1) Are you sad? Please, don't be.

Okay, what kind of question is this?! What, just because the girl I lo have feelings for doesn't feel the same for me, it means that I must be sad?! Um, hello? I wanted to be rejected, remember? Get it through through your thick skulls.

2) Will you still like her?

Another dumb question. Yes, I'll still feel the way I do. This feeling I have is completely unconditional and I personally think that it'll take a miracle to the power of a googol before I change how I feel. That detailed enough for you? Or do I have to rephrase it to "Yes, I'll have this feeling forever.". Think that's better? Good. Now stop asking me that.

3) Don't you think that she'd might still like you?

What?! *Ahem* In case you haven't been paying attention, I got rejected. Last time I checked, sane and normal people don't reject people they like. Saying something like, "I like you, but I'm not ready for a relationship yet." is a completely different thing, but she didn't say that, did she? So if you ask this again, I'm going to punch your light out.

4) You know that the two of you are a good match together, right? (This is mostly said in a statement form)

What the heck does this have to do with anything??!?! Stop wasting my time and go annoy someone else, please. Thank you so very much.

5) What would you do if she likes you back? (This is always followed the the sixth question)

First of all, she doesn't like me back. Stop giving me all your theories and ideas because the case is closed, locked and thrown into the sea. In fact, I had to dive for a couple of hours just to get it out and reopen it just for you. Secondly, to answer your question, I'm going to be honest here, and say that I'd be awkward and uncomfortable around her. I won't be able to be myself (not that I usually am around her) and I'll start losing sleep and getting worse grades.

6) What would you do if she doesn't like you?

That's what I want! I want to be her friend, not her boyfriend! Sheesh. You'd think you'd get that after I've repeated it a few dozen times. Plus, she already doesn't like me, so the question is pretty superfluous.

7) Why do you want rejection?!

At least this question makes sense. After all, not many people think as how I think. It's simple. The best way to understand is to read this quote. It's not 100% accurate, since it's from memory, but it'll have to do.

Quote: "I don't want her to be one of those girlfriends that I'll break up with and lose touch after a few months. I want her to be one of those people that'll stand by my side, even after years have gone by."

Enough said.

8) If she wanted to go out with you, would you say yes?

No, no, no, no and NO! How many freaking times do I have to freaking say this? I do NOT want to go out on a date until I'm at least 18! Okay? Okay.

God, help me. These people don't know when to quit. Well, I gotta go sleep now, so

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

Monday 14 April 2008

Embarrassing? NOT!

"Rejecting someone is much more painful than rejection."

You know what this means, right? No, I didn't reject someone. I was rejected! No need worry, I'm fine.

Really.

I can see it in your eyes. You don't believe me. Okay, then let me clarify this. I'd rather be rejected than accepted by someone. I know, I'm weird. Deal with it. Look, no matter how much I feel for someone, the reason I don't want to be accepted is because I don't want to be in a relationship of any kind, at least not until I'm 18. So if I'm accepted, it'll not only make us feel awkward and uncomfortable with each other, but I'd end up hurting her, because not everyone thinks like me. Heck, I think I'm the only one that does think like this.

Wanna know something weird? When she rejected me (I'll tell you how later in this post), I thought I'd feel crushed, destroyed... You know, that kind of feeling. But actually, I felt relieved. And when I heard that practically everyone in class had read my blog, I felt relieved as well. I don't have to keep it a secret anymore, eh?

Their reaction was interesting. I was expecting people like Aizat pushing me towards her when I was near her and vice-versa, or maybe people making us be in the same group or something like that. You know, funny but annoying stuff.

But, no. All that happened was that everyone coughed and cleared their throats and said stuff about blogs (especially during English - we were making an article on stopping students from spending too much time on the computer) and just kept saying our names. It was interesting, though, that everyone actually took the time to read this blog of mine. Tell me. Am I really that important to you all? If so, then I'm touched. Really, I am. (Haha, this is definitely just wishful thinking. As if anyone cares)

But, guys, come on! Be a bit more creative! Frankly, I was very disappointed when coughing, name calling and throat clearing were the best that you could do. I expected better. Now, on to the part that you've all been waiting for! How she rejected me. *Climatic music plays in background* Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm not going to apolo Heh, I couldn't resist.

Right. Well, obviously she didn't just go up to me and say, "Sharrif, I don't like you." That would not only be rude, but tactless. Actually, my friend asked her (without my permission. In fact, I didn't even ask her to ask) and she said she didn't like me. Then, after school, she was complaining to me that I should "censor" and "keep certain things to myself" in my blog. The only thing I'm going to say to that is, I'm not going to lie just to make someone happy. Not even for her. Especially not her. If you can't be honest with the person you have feelings for, than what's the point?

Not only that, but she even said that she just wanted to be friends (something I've only wanted the entire time), so she's just implying that she doesn't like me. She even added "you can't expect me to have the same feelings as you.". If you need more proof, then you're just too big an optimist. But hey, I got to be "best friend" status with her! Score! Oh, yeah, I rock. Haha, right, sure I do.

Well, that's about it for now. Man, my posts are all so short! I gotta find more things ramble on about.

Oh, before I go, I have to answer this blog survey. I was tagged, so I gotta do it.

THE BASICS


Real name:
Sheikh Muhammad Sharrif Belwael bin Sheikh Salleh
Nickname:
Sharrif, Sheikh (hate this one!), Josh, Riffraff, Rif, Shar.
Married:
Yes, with 23 kids. What do you think?!
Male or Female:
Male and proud of it!
High School:
Sekolah Menengah Seksyen 9.
College:
I'm still in high school, but hopefully my future college will be in Australia.
Short or long hair
: Short?
Are you a health freak:
Yes, watching TV and playing the computer is very healthy.
Height:
I'm quite short, at around 5'5". I think.
Do you have a crush on someone:
It's more than that, actually. Haha.
Do you like yourself:
Why wouldn't I?
Piercings:
None, and never getting any.
Righty or Lefty: I was born a left hander but my mom made me become a right hander. So, righty.

FIRSTS


Surgery:
My tonsils were taken out.
Piercing:
No piercings are on my body.
Person you see in the morning:
Usually it's my brother.
Award:
I think it was for getting number 2 in class. I'm still holding a grudge against you, Ming Yi! Haha, just kidding.
Sport you joined:
Swimming!
Pet:
A couple of rabbits.
Vacation:
I was still a baby, but I think it was L.A. or L.V..
Concert:
I haven't been to one yet.
Crush: Her.

CURRENTLY


Eating:
Nothing.
Drinking:
My saliva?
I'm about to: Publish this post and then go to bed.

YOUR FUTURE


Want kids:
Yes.
Want to get married:
Yes, but who'd ever be crazy enough to say "I do." to me?
Careers in mind: I want to be a pilot, math lecturer, accountant, take over my dad's company as well as enroll in boot camp. Yes, I'm serious.

WHICH ONE IS BETTER


Lips or eyes:
Eyes, the windows to the soul.
Hugs or kisses:
I'd prefer hugs, but can't I have both?
Shorter or taller:
It depends. For what?
Romantic or spontaneous:
I don't care, I'm saying both for this one. But if I had to choose, it'd be romantic.
Sensitive or loud:
I want both to be balanced, but if I could only have one, than it'd be the first one.
Trouble maker or hesitant: Obviously hesitant.


HAVE YOU EVER


Kissed a stranger:
Why would I do something disgusting like that?
Drank bubbles:
Yep, when I was younger.
Lost glasses / contacts:
I lose 'em while I'm wearing 'em. It's kinda embarrassing.
Ran away from home:
Not yet, no.
Liked someone younger:
Yes.
Liked someone older:
Nope.
Broken someone's heart: Not that I know of, so no.
Been arrested: I wish. But, the answer is no.
Liked a friend: Um, who do you think I currently like? A stranger off the streets??

DO YOU BELIEVE IN


Yourself:
Most of the time.
Miracles:
Life is a miracle.
Heaven:
Of course.
Santa Claus:
If he exists, then I'm Big Foot.
Angles:
Yea.
God: Of course I believe in Him!


Is there someone you want to be with right now?
No, not really.

Tag 5 people:


1. Shane
2. Emillio
3. ReySha
4. Farhana (Mum)
5. YOU

Alright, I'm going to go now. Wow, one survey made the difference to my blog.

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

Sunday 13 April 2008

We did it!!!

"Nothing feels better than having something accomplished, especially if it was in a group."

I can't believe it. We seriously did it. Plus, I'm on TV! Can life get any better, cooler and more exciting? This is totally the best of my life so far. Aaah...

You have completely no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

Well, recently, we Malaysians did a Big Freeze. You know, like the one that's happening all over the world? Yeah. It was great! I might even say awesome!

Except, of course, the part where it started 5 minutes too early. So we ended up doing it for 10 minutes instead of 5. Imagine freezing on the stairs, one foot up, balancing dangerously, for five freaking minutes! I really thought I was going to fall, haha. Good thing I didn't, eh?

I even got to be on TV! Why? Because since I was one of the youngest there, they interviewed me. Not only me, actually, but my buddy Shane as well. If you wanna see, go to YouTube and look for "KL Big Freeze Pavillion". It'll be somewhere there.

Okay, I gotta go now.

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

Saturday 12 April 2008

Horror Movie A Day

"The more horror movies you watch, the less scared you'll be when it actually happens to you. Well, that's the theory, anyway."

Hey! Today, I'm going to do some promoting for the blog "Horror Movie A Day" by a guy named Brian who lives in L.A.. His blog, called Horror Movie A Day (obviously!), and it's among my links part of this blog. You can find it. If you're too retarded and brain damaged to still find it, his blog URL is "http://horror-movie-a-day.blogspot.com".

If you still can't find it, then I sincerely hope that you're not a registered voter.

About Brian's blog, well, it's amazing. He is really dedicated to posting about a new horror movie daily. His sense of humour, especially his sarcasm, is well timed and generally perfect. I've never gotten tired of reading his posts. Unless, of course, when I'm sleepy.

His favourite movies are the ones where he can tear apart the movies because of their total horribleness and, quite frankly, it's quite a lot. Let's put it like this.

It never ceases to amaze me on how he can have the time to watch, review and then actually post a (usually) long post on a horror movie. Not that they're reviews. They're more like a discussion, only to himself, since most likely we've never even seen the movie itself.

That's about it, so shoo off, now, and take a look at it. I'm going to the KL Freeze In Unison tomorrow (or... Today, as it's already 12:50) so I'm going to bed. Night!

I know, I'm a bad promoter. Sue me.

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

Thursday 10 April 2008

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Superstitions

"Myths exist because something made it seem real. Superstitions are the same."

Hey, guys. I know, I'm writing in my blog again, but you don't have to look that surprised. It's just that I have a somewhat interesting topic that I wanna share with you all and I didn't want to forget about it.

If you can't read the topic, it's about superstitions. You know how there are so many superstitions on both jinxes and charms, right? Well, I'm about to tell you why some of them exist. Obviously I don't know all of them, but if you know one that I don't know, tell me in the comment section of this post.

DISCLAIMER: I don't think any of these are real! I'm just saying why they are thought to be real!

Superstition #1 - Wishing on a falling star.

This superstition is both overrated and exaggerated. It's not the first person to see the falling star will have their wish come true, but in fact, the wish that you make while it's still shining is the one that will. Don't get it? Well, a falling star only shines for a split second, so you have to make a wish before it disappears. Because of that, it will be the one thing you want the most. That's why that wish will come true. This is made trickier because you have to say the wish out loud with no one hearing it before the falling star disappears.

Superstition #2 - Four-leaf clover.

This is another popular superstition. The reason why a four-leaf clover is thought to bring good luck is because it is something not a part of nature. Everything in nature consists of these numbers, AKA the Fibonacci sequence: 0, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21 and so on. To get the Fibonacci numbers, this is how. 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21...... This is because if you add the last two numbers, you'll get the new number. (0+1 = 1. 1+1 = 2. 2+1 = 3. etc.) Since four is skipped, it's considered a "miracle" (or something like that), and that's why it's considered a charm.

Superstition #3 - Walking under a ladder.

Aaah, my favourite jinx superstition. Why? Because this superstition was made up because of mere coincidence. When a person used to walk under a ladder, usually a ladder used for painting a building, the can of paint would sometimes fall on the person. Because of that happening so often, people actually made a superstition out of it, thinking it was bad luck.

Superstition #4 - The black cat.

Black cats were associated with witches in the olden days. (and sometimes still are) Usually the black cats would be the familiar (or "errand cat") of the witch. So to the people who believed in witches, the black cats would signify a witch cursing someone, and sending her familiar to the job for her. But it's only a "cursed cat" if the black cat walks purposely up to you and all it does is stand in front of you, then hisses (or something signifying hostility) and then walks pasts you.

Superstition #5 - Wishing on 11:11.

This is a not so common superstition. The wisher has to be very precise when it comes to this because he would have to wish at exactly 11:11 (in the 2400 time), as soon as it gets to that time. Like the wishing star, he has to do it instantly and before even a millisecond has passed. EDIT: I just found this out. You can't be waiting for the time to be 11:11. You just have to happen to see the time turn to 11:11 and you have to instantly make your wish.

Superstition #6 - The white mark on a nail.

Another uncommon superstition. You know how sometimes you get a white mark on your fingernail? This superstition is supposed to mean that someone likes you. But it's only true if the white colour is pure white (no transparent-ness to it) and it doesn't move when it should. (as your nail grows, the mark should move as well) How it's connected to someone liking you is still a mystery to me.

Superstition #7 - The mirror breaking.

Another classic superstition that if you don't know it, you probably don't know anything. There's a reason on to why people believed that it's bad luck for a mirror to break. In the past, people used to believe that the mirror held the soul. The soul was also believed to take 7 years (approximately) to heal. If you broke a mirror, you broke your soul, and it took 7 years for it to well, heal. In those 7 years, bad luck typically happens because it's a sort of backlash from God while your soul was in repair.

Superstition #8 - The silver horseshoe.

Another very popular superstition. Yet, this one is even easier to explain. In supernatural folklore, among the things that supernatural beings are weak against are silver (others are salt and any kind of holy water, from Christian holy water to Muslim ones). But the reason it has to be a horseshoe is because it has to be used by a horse beforehand. If the horseshoe is still in perfect condition, then it is blessed and able to ward off evil spirits.

There you go. A few common (and not so common) superstitions and how (and why) they came to be. If you've got either another superstition, or if you've found out some more stuff about this, let me know and I'll just edit it.

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

Wednesday 9 April 2008

That's it, I'm done

"Only a fool chases after love."

Last time I checked, I'm no fool. So, for all of you viewer's information, I'm not going to chase after Sophie. I'm just gonna forget about it, because, look, if she likes me, she'd tell me. I've already told her, remember? But I'm going to say this here anyway. Sofea Suraya, I love you. You might not even like me back, but I still love you. You can't change that.

Okay, enough talking about her. I wasted, what? Two posts on her. Including this, three! Wow, I've really turned into a sap. At least I haven't been crying myself to sleep. Now, that would just be plain dumb.

Haha, right.

I don't know what to say more, so I'm just gonna go on random things. Like I've said countless times before, go away if you're not prepared to read random boring things. But rest assured, there won't be anymore posts which include girls. Unless it's about me liking someone else (which is unlikely) or her confessing to me (which is even more unlikely).

I recently did a Science PowerPoint presentation with my teammates Aizat and Syafiq. Izzul and Azrul (two other team members) did absolutely nothing but they're gonna get credit! Oh, well. I guess life's like that.

To Aizat, Azfar, Ben, Iqmal, Izzul and Amir: You guys are traitors.

Why are they traitors? Well, at Science class today, we went to the lab. The front middle table was already half full of girls, so me and a couple of other guys went and sat there. To make a boring story short, it ended up with me being the only guy there, with every other guy deserting me. Some friends I have.

You should read this manga my friend Aizat told me about. It's really funny, as long as you're a student in high school. It's called "School Days". You can find it at " www.onemanga.com ". You'll really end up pitying the guy. Just read it, and you'll understand.

Oh, and to all the nerds that are reading this that likes someone "out of their league", listen to this song. It's called Nerdy by Busted. Listen to its lyrics and you'll understand. Trust me.

Aaah, I'm so bored. There's nothing interesting to do, let alone blog about. I guess there's only one thing to do: Tell more people about my blog. Haha, am I nuts? That's just asking for trouble.

So, until I get an interesting topic,

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

Monday 7 April 2008

I am such a moron...

"Ignorance is the true proof of wisdom. If you're smart, then how will you learn?"

That's it. I'm ending my life. I'm gonna shoot myself in the head. If someone won't kill me, I'll do it myself.

Why?

Because I did the most stupid thing of all time. I told a few of my classmates - namely Aizat, Iqmal and Fatin - about it. I am so dead. End of story.

Okay, emotional trip over. Now, what to talk about? Oh, yeah. Remember when I said that I'd describe Sophie in the second last post? Sorry, but I can't do it. I'm not much of a describer. In fact, I hate talking about myself. It makes me feel stupid.

I told my classmates that I liked a Form 1 (First formers or 13 year old to you Americans) just so that they'd shut up. Her name is Farah and if I had to choose her or Sophie, obviously Sophie would win. Hands down.

... I just realized my mistake of putting that up there, as my classmates know my blog URL. Stupid stupid idiot! (I'm saying that to myself, to those that don't know)

I guess I'm gonna start filling this post up with random junk now. For the public's general knowledge, she has three siblings. She's the second, the first one being Iman, the third one being Laila and the youngest being Amier. Actually, I have no idea why I'm telling you guys all of this. It'll either be used to my downfall or something like that.

But to those of you really interested in my love life (proof that you have no social life), let me just talk about that in this post. Feel free to post any advice and such in the comments section. Alrighty. Since Sophie is in my class, it kinda makes it hard to concentrate in class sometimes, not because of how I feel towards her, but because my so-called friends won't stop the teasing. I walk past her, I get teased. I walk around her, I get teased. I talk to her, I get teased. I don't talk to her,I get teased. What right can I do?!

Oh, girls, I need help in this matter. She's sending me a lot of mixed signals. I need to know if I'm interpreting them wrong, or if she likes me or not. I'm gonna put them down here, okay? These are all after I told her my feelings towards her. These "signs" are most probably all in my head.

Signs that she likes me

1) She's friendlier towards me.

2) She's more apologetic. When she does something wrong towards me, no matter how small, she'll apologize. Even if it's her friends that did it, she'd be the one to apologize.

3) She's being nicer towards me.

4) She takes her time to reply to my text messages.

5) When something happens that involves me, she'd notice.

6) She's usually the one that starts a conversation between us at class.

7) When we're in a group, she never forgets to greet me.

8) She's smiling more at me now.

9) She's hinting that she likes me. At least, I think they're hint(s). Example, when I asked her what she wanted for her birthday, she first said "anything". After I kept pestering, she said this. This is the actual text she sent me. "Erm... I noe! I tink u shud gimme sumtin yg show its u. So dat wen i look at dat ting i will rememba u! clever x? :D" Translated, it means "I know! You should give me something that will show that it's from you. So that when I look at it I will remember you! Clever, right? :D"

10) She'll suddenly notice me when I'm talking to other girls.

11) She instantly smiled as soon as she saw me when I was absent for the day (I went to a competition, and came back to school after it ended. That's how she saw me)

12) She smiles when I tease her.

13) She's asking me for advice. Something she's never done before.

14) When I say something, she stops what she's doing and listens to what I say. (The only exception is when she's talking to someone else and I'm not talking to her)

15) She usually leaves the class about 20 seconds right before I do. It's really creepy, to be frank.

16) Just because I asked her to, she's calling me by my first name.

17) She seemed even more disturbed than all my other friends when she heard that I was afraid of the dark and had imaginary friends. (Don't ask)

18) She notices new things (such as a haircut, new glasses) as soon as she sees me. Other people don't notice at once.

19) She's called me both hot and cool. (An oxymoron if I've ever heard one)

Signs that show that she doesn't like me

1) When I talk about relationships, she'll go distant.

2) When I talk about "love life" kinda things, she'll ignore me.

3) In a crowd, she avoids eye contact.

4) When I said that I liked another girl, she suddenly ignored me.

5) She rarely talks to me if I try to start a conversation.

6) She doesn't want to give me personal information.

7) She doesn't trust me.

8) She lets everyone but me call her "Soap". (Once again, don't ask)

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That's it. My friends say that's most likely she likes me back, but I'm not so sure. I mean, she even said that she doesn't like me. (Well, implied, anyway) Isn't that proof enough?

Anyhow, can you guys help me out here? Much obliged, thanks!

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

P.S. If you're going to use the excuse that "she doesn't tell me that she likes me because she's too shy", or something like that, don't. It's a waste of your time because I'm not going to believe it. I've already told her that I love her, remember? There's nothing for her to be shy about.

Thursday 3 April 2008

Love ideas

"Love doesn't hurt at all. It just makes you immune to the pain. But once love is gone, all the pain will come crashing towards you."

Well, this is humiliating. No, not me blogging again. Although that is suspicious activity, but there's more pressing matters at hand. Well, pressing matters to me, anyhow.

Remember the girl I was in love with? You know, the one I wrote in the last post. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you should click on the last post (it's called "Guess who's back?") and read it. Believe me, you'll understand better.

Anyways, a girl from my class - Fatin - guessed that I like her because according to her, I "treat her 'special'". As if! I treat her the same as any other girl! Okay, so I kinda "bully" her more than any other girl and I talk to her less than any of the girls. Does that mean I treat her "special"?

Apparently so.

Well, I managed to weasel out of it by telling Fatin that I didn't like her (after all, I love her. Notice the difference?) so I'm safe again. For now. Well, that's about all on that topic. So now I'm going to a new topic.

As you don't know, I have a very good imagination. I'm not bragging. It's a fact. It's more of a curse, really. The reason is because I tend to imagine unwanted things. No, not porn! Perverts. What I imagine, in this instance, are ways to ask her out and even ways to ask her to marry me! I'm not ready for marriage yet!

Here's a list of all my insane "ideas". You be the judge on how crazy/sweet they are.

Ways To Ask Her Out:

1) I'd give her a box of chocloate ice-cream (I owe her it since last year), and I'll scoop out the chocolate ice-cream in the middle. Then, I'll put in one of those chocolate hearts (with the wrapping paper still on it) and put it inside. Then I'll put the ice-cream back inside the box. So when she scoops out some ice-cream, she'll find the chocolate heart, unwrap it, and there will be a piece of paper (put by me) inside with the chocolate. She'll take it out and on the paper will be the words "Will you go out with me?"

2) I'd put a piece of paper somewhere she'd find it. On that piece of paper is a "clue" that she must follow. (I'd write something like, "If you follow the clues, you'll find something valuable. Heh) I'd make it an interesting "treasure hunt" and at the end of the thing there will be something carved or written with my name there. The words would be "Will you be mine?"

3) I'd get her to the beach (still unsure how) and bring her to a part of sand that's covered with a piece of cardboard. I'd move the cardboard, and the words "Go out with me?" will be written underneath it.

4) I'd do this conversation. My lines in bold, hers underlined.

Hey, can I ask you something? It's really important.
Sure, what is it?
May I borrow some cash?
Huh? What for?
Well, there's this girl I wanna ask out, but I'm kinda short on cash.
Oh, really? And who's the lucky girl?
I was hoping it'd be you. Will you go out with me?

5) I'd make some kind of scrapbook, filled with most (if not all) of the memories and experiences that we went through. Then, at the end, there would be a picture of me holding a bouquet of flowers with the caption underneath it "Will you go out with me?" There would be a picture of her underneath it, and a blank line that has a bracket next to it that says "(Put your answer here)"

6) I'd take some helium balloons and tie a note to it that says something like, "I love you. Will you go out with me?" and I'd put the balloons somewhere that only she would find.

7) I'd ask her on the 14th of February, and it'd be with roses and chocolates.

8) On her birthday, I'd give her something romantic that's homemade. For me, the best homemade romantic thing I can make is a love poem, so at the end of the poem I'd have the stanza:

"Now the poem is at an end,
I just have one question to tell.
We've been friends for quite a long while,
And I wanted to know if you'd be my gal?"

(Lame, I know, but that's the best I've got)

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That's about it. So far. Now, here are the things I've thought of to propose to her. (I repeat: I hate my imagination)

Ways To Propose:

1) I'd bring her out on a date to a scenic place at night. Fireworks will appear with the words "I love you." Then the fireworks will become a picture of a ring. She'd turn to me, and I'd get down on one knee and propose.

2) I'd bring her out to a romantic dinner, "accidentally" drop some stuff. Then when I started picking them up, I'd say, "Hey, look! A ring!" then propse to her.

That's about it. Thank God that there's only two. Oh, and to any aspiring guys out there who don't want to do it the traditional way, then you're welcome to use one of mine. Just let me know how it goes!

I'm getting bored, so

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

P.S. If I think of more things to do, they'd be in a later post.

Wednesday 2 April 2008

Guess who's back?

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder? As if! People forget me as soon as I leave!"

Hey, guys! And... girls. I'm back. I know, I know. I haven't been blogging for months. Literally. I've just been very very very busy. Actually, that's a lie. Want to know the truth? Think you can handle it? Huh, punk? Huh?! Okay, I guess you can. Here's the real reason:

I forgot my Blogger password and I was too lazy to reset it.

Okay, there it is. I'm pretty sure you're wondering what I've been up to. It's been a lot. First of all, I'm gonna say something all of you are gonna want to hear. Then, I'm gonna add in some boring and irrelevant stuff that I'm only gonna put in so that I'll have a new long post. First of all, here's another (original, of course) saying by me:

"Nothing is more deadlier than having a wife."

Okay, you're probably thinking something after that saying, but NO! I did NOT get married! I just, well... Fell into "No man's land". Or, the "L land". If you know what I mean. Get it? Got it? Doubt it.

Remember the girl I like from my last post? Well, turns out, I didn't like her. Hmm, this is kinda complicated, long and boring, so sit back, relax, grab a box of popcorn and watch some TV. It turns out, that all this while (since the beginning of last year), I was in love with this girl. But since I've never felt love, I didn't think of it as then. Then, because we were friends, I guess I decided (subconsciously) that I couldn't have her and because of that, I "replaced" her with other girls. Like the one from my last post. I'm not telling you how I know all this because it's too complicated for me to explain.

I did warn you, so no complaining! I just said don't complain!

*Ahem* Anyway, because you're definitely wondering who it is, I'm gonna tell you. What's the worst that could happen? That she reads this post? Well, good for her, then, 'cause I've already told her. Her reply was... Unique. Basicly, she just complained that she now couldn't tease me.

Girls. Who can understand them? Before I forget, her name is Sofea Suraya, and nicknamed Sophie. Dubbed "S.S. Poseidon" by my friend. "Sharrif and Sophie". Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Heh heh.

Changing topic now. I've been quite active this year. I went for debate, drama and even chess tournament(s). Yes, I'm a nerd. There's no need to look so suprised. I was good at debate, but there were better (and older) people, so they were chosen instead of me. No worries, there's always next year, when they've left school! We lost only because we said "The should be blamed because " instead of "The should be held responsible because ".

For just not using two words, we lost. Because of that. Man, that was frustrating.

On to drama. I managed to get into drama, but I wasn't as good in play acting than if I was in acting. (To those that don't know, acting is where the character looks at the other characters. Play acting is where you look at the audience) I wasn't really that good, but, hey, at least we got to district level. We lost at state because we did a few things the head judge didn't like. It just didn't seem to be our year for competitions. (Except for Mahendra. He won first place twice in the Public Speaking competition. Now he's going to state levels. Go Mahen!)

Now, chess. The game for "nerds". But that can't be right, because, according to my classmate Adam who plays soccer, chess is much more tiring than soccer. Chess? More tiring than a sport? Go figure.

Back to the point. We played 8 games per person, 4 on each day. Since I only attended the first day (the drama competition for district level was held on the same day as the second day of the chess competition), I only won 2 games. Yeah, I'm a lousy player. Sure. But in my defense, in the two games that I lost, one I made loads of careless and stupid mistakes, and in the second game I couldn't concentrate for some reason. But, in the end of the day, I still lost.

I think I'm going a bit overboard with this post, so,

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

P.S. My real name is Sharrif, as I wrote above.

P.P.S. I'll describe Sofea, in my words, in my next post. Promise. If you're (as well as me, myself) are (am) lucky, there'll be a photo as well.
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I like the reminder that everything is flawed perfectly.

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