Clearing confusion

"You know how your head hurts when you don't understand something? That's confusion. It's good, because it tells you that you're learning."

I really need to answer these questions. Guys, please. The answers are here. Stop asking me them! It's freaking annoying! Here are the questions that I keep getting asked.

1) Are you sad? Please, don't be.

Okay, what kind of question is this?! What, just because the girl I lo have feelings for doesn't feel the same for me, it means that I must be sad?! Um, hello? I wanted to be rejected, remember? Get it through through your thick skulls.

2) Will you still like her?

Another dumb question. Yes, I'll still feel the way I do. This feeling I have is completely unconditional and I personally think that it'll take a miracle to the power of a googol before I change how I feel. That detailed enough for you? Or do I have to rephrase it to "Yes, I'll have this feeling forever.". Think that's better? Good. Now stop asking me that.

3) Don't you think that she'd might still like you?

What?! *Ahem* In case you haven't been paying attention, I got rejected. Last time I checked, sane and normal people don't reject people they like. Saying something like, "I like you, but I'm not ready for a relationship yet." is a completely different thing, but she didn't say that, did she? So if you ask this again, I'm going to punch your light out.

4) You know that the two of you are a good match together, right? (This is mostly said in a statement form)

What the heck does this have to do with anything??!?! Stop wasting my time and go annoy someone else, please. Thank you so very much.

5) What would you do if she likes you back? (This is always followed the the sixth question)

First of all, she doesn't like me back. Stop giving me all your theories and ideas because the case is closed, locked and thrown into the sea. In fact, I had to dive for a couple of hours just to get it out and reopen it just for you. Secondly, to answer your question, I'm going to be honest here, and say that I'd be awkward and uncomfortable around her. I won't be able to be myself (not that I usually am around her) and I'll start losing sleep and getting worse grades.

6) What would you do if she doesn't like you?

That's what I want! I want to be her friend, not her boyfriend! Sheesh. You'd think you'd get that after I've repeated it a few dozen times. Plus, she already doesn't like me, so the question is pretty superfluous.

7) Why do you want rejection?!

At least this question makes sense. After all, not many people think as how I think. It's simple. The best way to understand is to read this quote. It's not 100% accurate, since it's from memory, but it'll have to do.

Quote: "I don't want her to be one of those girlfriends that I'll break up with and lose touch after a few months. I want her to be one of those people that'll stand by my side, even after years have gone by."

Enough said.

8) If she wanted to go out with you, would you say yes?

No, no, no, no and NO! How many freaking times do I have to freaking say this? I do NOT want to go out on a date until I'm at least 18! Okay? Okay.

God, help me. These people don't know when to quit. Well, I gotta go sleep now, so

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~