Love ideas

"Love doesn't hurt at all. It just makes you immune to the pain. But once love is gone, all the pain will come crashing towards you."

Well, this is humiliating. No, not me blogging again. Although that is suspicious activity, but there's more pressing matters at hand. Well, pressing matters to me, anyhow.

Remember the girl I was in love with? You know, the one I wrote in the last post. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you should click on the last post (it's called "Guess who's back?") and read it. Believe me, you'll understand better.

Anyways, a girl from my class - Fatin - guessed that I like her because according to her, I "treat her 'special'". As if! I treat her the same as any other girl! Okay, so I kinda "bully" her more than any other girl and I talk to her less than any of the girls. Does that mean I treat her "special"?

Apparently so.

Well, I managed to weasel out of it by telling Fatin that I didn't like her (after all, I love her. Notice the difference?) so I'm safe again. For now. Well, that's about all on that topic. So now I'm going to a new topic.

As you don't know, I have a very good imagination. I'm not bragging. It's a fact. It's more of a curse, really. The reason is because I tend to imagine unwanted things. No, not porn! Perverts. What I imagine, in this instance, are ways to ask her out and even ways to ask her to marry me! I'm not ready for marriage yet!

Here's a list of all my insane "ideas". You be the judge on how crazy/sweet they are.

Ways To Ask Her Out:

1) I'd give her a box of chocloate ice-cream (I owe her it since last year), and I'll scoop out the chocolate ice-cream in the middle. Then, I'll put in one of those chocolate hearts (with the wrapping paper still on it) and put it inside. Then I'll put the ice-cream back inside the box. So when she scoops out some ice-cream, she'll find the chocolate heart, unwrap it, and there will be a piece of paper (put by me) inside with the chocolate. She'll take it out and on the paper will be the words "Will you go out with me?"

2) I'd put a piece of paper somewhere she'd find it. On that piece of paper is a "clue" that she must follow. (I'd write something like, "If you follow the clues, you'll find something valuable. Heh) I'd make it an interesting "treasure hunt" and at the end of the thing there will be something carved or written with my name there. The words would be "Will you be mine?"

3) I'd get her to the beach (still unsure how) and bring her to a part of sand that's covered with a piece of cardboard. I'd move the cardboard, and the words "Go out with me?" will be written underneath it.

4) I'd do this conversation. My lines in bold, hers underlined.

Hey, can I ask you something? It's really important.
Sure, what is it?
May I borrow some cash?
Huh? What for?
Well, there's this girl I wanna ask out, but I'm kinda short on cash.
Oh, really? And who's the lucky girl?
I was hoping it'd be you. Will you go out with me?

5) I'd make some kind of scrapbook, filled with most (if not all) of the memories and experiences that we went through. Then, at the end, there would be a picture of me holding a bouquet of flowers with the caption underneath it "Will you go out with me?" There would be a picture of her underneath it, and a blank line that has a bracket next to it that says "(Put your answer here)"

6) I'd take some helium balloons and tie a note to it that says something like, "I love you. Will you go out with me?" and I'd put the balloons somewhere that only she would find.

7) I'd ask her on the 14th of February, and it'd be with roses and chocolates.

8) On her birthday, I'd give her something romantic that's homemade. For me, the best homemade romantic thing I can make is a love poem, so at the end of the poem I'd have the stanza:

"Now the poem is at an end,
I just have one question to tell.
We've been friends for quite a long while,
And I wanted to know if you'd be my gal?"

(Lame, I know, but that's the best I've got)

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That's about it. So far. Now, here are the things I've thought of to propose to her. (I repeat: I hate my imagination)

Ways To Propose:

1) I'd bring her out on a date to a scenic place at night. Fireworks will appear with the words "I love you." Then the fireworks will become a picture of a ring. She'd turn to me, and I'd get down on one knee and propose.

2) I'd bring her out to a romantic dinner, "accidentally" drop some stuff. Then when I started picking them up, I'd say, "Hey, look! A ring!" then propse to her.

That's about it. Thank God that there's only two. Oh, and to any aspiring guys out there who don't want to do it the traditional way, then you're welcome to use one of mine. Just let me know how it goes!

I'm getting bored, so

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

P.S. If I think of more things to do, they'd be in a later post.