Guess who's back?

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder? As if! People forget me as soon as I leave!"

Hey, guys! And... girls. I'm back. I know, I know. I haven't been blogging for months. Literally. I've just been very very very busy. Actually, that's a lie. Want to know the truth? Think you can handle it? Huh, punk? Huh?! Okay, I guess you can. Here's the real reason:

I forgot my Blogger password and I was too lazy to reset it.

Okay, there it is. I'm pretty sure you're wondering what I've been up to. It's been a lot. First of all, I'm gonna say something all of you are gonna want to hear. Then, I'm gonna add in some boring and irrelevant stuff that I'm only gonna put in so that I'll have a new long post. First of all, here's another (original, of course) saying by me:

"Nothing is more deadlier than having a wife."

Okay, you're probably thinking something after that saying, but NO! I did NOT get married! I just, well... Fell into "No man's land". Or, the "L land". If you know what I mean. Get it? Got it? Doubt it.

Remember the girl I like from my last post? Well, turns out, I didn't like her. Hmm, this is kinda complicated, long and boring, so sit back, relax, grab a box of popcorn and watch some TV. It turns out, that all this while (since the beginning of last year), I was in love with this girl. But since I've never felt love, I didn't think of it as then. Then, because we were friends, I guess I decided (subconsciously) that I couldn't have her and because of that, I "replaced" her with other girls. Like the one from my last post. I'm not telling you how I know all this because it's too complicated for me to explain.

I did warn you, so no complaining! I just said don't complain!

*Ahem* Anyway, because you're definitely wondering who it is, I'm gonna tell you. What's the worst that could happen? That she reads this post? Well, good for her, then, 'cause I've already told her. Her reply was... Unique. Basicly, she just complained that she now couldn't tease me.

Girls. Who can understand them? Before I forget, her name is Sofea Suraya, and nicknamed Sophie. Dubbed "S.S. Poseidon" by my friend. "Sharrif and Sophie". Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Heh heh.

Changing topic now. I've been quite active this year. I went for debate, drama and even chess tournament(s). Yes, I'm a nerd. There's no need to look so suprised. I was good at debate, but there were better (and older) people, so they were chosen instead of me. No worries, there's always next year, when they've left school! We lost only because we said "The should be blamed because " instead of "The should be held responsible because ".

For just not using two words, we lost. Because of that. Man, that was frustrating.

On to drama. I managed to get into drama, but I wasn't as good in play acting than if I was in acting. (To those that don't know, acting is where the character looks at the other characters. Play acting is where you look at the audience) I wasn't really that good, but, hey, at least we got to district level. We lost at state because we did a few things the head judge didn't like. It just didn't seem to be our year for competitions. (Except for Mahendra. He won first place twice in the Public Speaking competition. Now he's going to state levels. Go Mahen!)

Now, chess. The game for "nerds". But that can't be right, because, according to my classmate Adam who plays soccer, chess is much more tiring than soccer. Chess? More tiring than a sport? Go figure.

Back to the point. We played 8 games per person, 4 on each day. Since I only attended the first day (the drama competition for district level was held on the same day as the second day of the chess competition), I only won 2 games. Yeah, I'm a lousy player. Sure. But in my defense, in the two games that I lost, one I made loads of careless and stupid mistakes, and in the second game I couldn't concentrate for some reason. But, in the end of the day, I still lost.

I think I'm going a bit overboard with this post, so,

Till next time,

~Josh the Joshster~

P.S. My real name is Sharrif, as I wrote above.

P.P.S. I'll describe Sofea, in my words, in my next post. Promise. If you're (as well as me, myself) are (am) lucky, there'll be a photo as well.